I’m not a stalker. Period.

I’m so sad.

My friend told me that I looked like a stalker. And I was like “What? Where got?”. She was going on about how I look like a psychopath and how sadistic I can be.

You know how she deduced that?

Based on this video. An old post of mine. I mean, come on. I’m not a stalker okay? I don’t even look that part. And I’m sure you all will agree that I’m not a stalker or look like one.

I let you judge for yourselves.

HOW?

I don’t look like a stalker right?

My windows.

It rained just now and I nearly felt the urge to put down my books to sleep. Such a nice weather, how can I resist? But no, I studied, for one hour! After that caught the NDP.

Anyhow, before it rained (was drizzling at first right?), I wanted to prepare myself cause I’m lazy to close the windows only after the rain has poured heavily. Must have contigency planning what. So yeah. But everytime I want to close the windows, I’m very very scared. Why? See the video.

This bird! Like KNS!

It (cause I dunno if it’s a male or female) always comes close to our windows whenever they spot us wanting to close the windows. And what did it do?

IT PECKS YOU!

All my family members; my dad, mom and sis have been victims of it. Even my married sister who came over the other day got pecked. And thing is, no one warned her about it. After she screamed, I kinda guessed. She got pecked. She asked my mom why she didn’t warn her.

Guess what my mom replied her.

“Cause you never asked. How I know?”

I was honestly laughing like a mad bitch. No one knows about this unless they live at our house and after so many times of closing the windows, I have never gotten pecked. Everyone else got pecked even though they closed the windows quickly.

That’s why I’m very scared now. Cause I kept laughing at the others so I’m afraid karma would bite me back in my ass! LOL. So, today, I happen to narrowly escape from the bird’s clutches. See how the bird stared at me and hear how it chirps. It’s scary. I thought it was going to call the other birds.

One of my friends said that I was too dark, that’s why the bird cannot see. Hello? Please? It was in the day. Cause at night, the bird clever. Go clubbing or something, I reckon.

So yeah, if I stop blogging one day, maybe my hands have been immobilised by the stupid bird. And on that day, you can start laughing at me.

A Dad’s Love

Watch this and then read on.

This advertisement has caught my eyes for quite sometime now but I never really got the mood to blog about it till today. Why? Cause I cried. Not really cried, but for once, I really sat and watched the whole video. Suddenly, tears rolled down my eyes. I guess, I really felt the love.

The difference between this and the many other family commercials out there is that it talks about single dads as opposed to the usual single moms. We all know how bad dads can be. Womaniser, rapist, abusers and such. But this advertisement moved me and brought me memories of my dad.

Somehow, I feel that the male species have got the qualities to be the perfect dad that any child would want to have. And they care more than capable to do things that moms can do as well. I know of dads who can cook, who can sew and still have a full fledge carrier. Which brought me back to a drama serial on Channel 8 where Tay Ping Hui played a house husband while his wife is a successful career woman. Their kid eventually grew closer to the dad than the mom. I loved the show. It shows man in their most vulnerable situation and raises the awareness for house husbands.

Looking back to the video, sometimes, we can’t get what we want but instead, we have to live with what we have rather. In this case, we always take for granted our lives and we always compare it with others. Why do so? We are all born in different situations hence it’s pointless to compare. Would constant nags or whines about how pathetic your life is change the way your life is already is? Instead, work hard to earn those moolah, I say.

With that, I would like to say thank you to my dad wherever he is, despite the fact that he left too early in my life, for bringing me to the world. I suppose if given another chance, I know you would do your duties differently.

When was the last time YOU said “I Love You” to your dad?

Happy National Day, Singapore!

HAPPY 43rd BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!

Here’s our national day song by Hady Mirza! Enjoy!

After one whole day of witnessing a constant flow of menses* yesterday, I know there’s gonna be more today. But never mind, I will be at home anyways. Will be watching NDP from home. Hopefully, no one at home wears red.

Not that I’m not patriotic okay? I love Singapore but yeah.

*the menses refers to the different people who were wearing red today. eye pain okay?