Why are girls so horny?

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO! HONESTLY!
Wait, you are probably wondering what’s the sudden outburst for right?

You see, over the past week, I have heard the news that my nieces are planning to get engaged. I was like, “What?!”. Thing is they are only 17 or 18. One just finished her ITE recently and the other one is barely in her first year in ITE. The latter is superb. Her attendance in school for one module is 20% and the other module is 50%. What the hell? No time go to school but got time to date? And now, want to get engaged somemore.

Sometimes, I don’t understand why they want to get married at such a young age? I don’t see what’s so nice about marriage in the first place. Maybe at a later point of my life I would be contented to have someone by my side but when you’re this young, why so fast? So horny meh?

All my life, I have been surrounded with friends who are itching to get married. From secondary school right up to poly. At poly stage, not so bad. But back when we were 15? That’s ridiculous. Now, all those in my clique is secondary school are married. One is even married with two kids. Like omg? And recently, one of friends from ITE, MissyZai got engaged too but not so bad, got career, need husband already.

How come I don’t feel the urge to get married? Not horny enough or not yet test drive a lot of cars? Sigh. All I want to do in life now is to succeed in life and get a good career. Then why some want to get married so fast? Le sigh.

Hmm, now at the rate people are getting married, how come the government still complain that we have not enough babies? There must be something wrong. Maybe the government should ban the use of condoms for married customers. Or give incentives?

Oh, scrape the incentives. No need incentive also people want to get married also. So young. Just the other day, one of my other younger niece said she wants to get married. Guess her age. 5!

HAIYO. You tell me. Why young girls wants to get married already?

In the future, this could be the fate of young girls around the world.

All growing up with the ambition to get married the earliest. That is, if they grow up old enough.

Nangs are not everything.

Yes, hello fellow readers.

Now, over this past week, I have been introduced to world of nangs and dangs. Yes, if you are alien to these terms, trust me, it wasn’t easy for me at first either. After knowing the meaning of nang and dangs, I have been going around asking people to “hey please nang my post!” or “eh, why you dang my post? KNS!”.

What exactly are these terms?

You NANG if you like the post and you dang if you hate the post. As simple as that. The post with the most nangs goes up in the Innit top ten. If you referred to my previous post, I already had three entries up in the top ten.

How did I do that? Spam the chatbox. On the other hand, some of them I never do publicity but people still nang.

And is it a good thing that we are having these nangs? Apparently not.

The arrival of Tiuniasing has brought a lot of displeasure in a lot of us; yours truly included. He goes around danging people’s post as he please. His reason being? He hates people who selfs nang and even put it in the same line of self masturbation.

Is he right?

Maybe.

Are we right to self nang?

Maybe.

The reason why I said maybe is because everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Should we stop self nanging just because we are afraid to be danged by Tiuniasing? No. We shouldn’t. Cause at the end of the day, he’s only one person as opposed to the many other who would love to read your posts and nang it.

Many have said that they hate him and all but I guess he has his own principles. As for me, I’m cool with it. I still self nang my posts but hey, I’m entitled to my own actions. It doesn’t really matter if you like it or not.

But honestly, in contradiction, the chatbox is getting really spammy. When a group of people chat, the others feel left out. How? Can we ensure that everyone gets to know everyone there even if they are quiet by nature.

At the end of the day, does nangs really matter? If the readers loves your posts, they will definitely come back for more. Innit provides the platform but ultimately, it’s up to the willingness of the readers to come back.

Think about why you blog in the first place? I do this because I love expressing my views. Whether people like it or not, it’s their prerogative. I will not change myself just for the sake of gaining new readers. They should like me for who I am. Whatever I am offline, is what you are going to get online as well. Be true to yourself.

My point is that nangs do not determine the popularity of your posts. It’s a starting point. Innit should be used for up and coming blogs to showcase their blogs to the world.

Stop fighting about the nangs; cause at the end of the day, you are just making yourself silly by having blog wars with people you don’t even know personally or met before.

Just my two cents.